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I sexually Identify as a Clorox Disinfectant Wipe. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of removing 99.9% of bacteria from kitchen appliances, hardwood surfaces, and bathroom toilets. People say to me that a person being a cleaning cloth is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm citrus fresh. I'm having a plastic surgeon install microfiber threads, substrates and a lemon fragrance on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Citrus Blend" and...
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I sexually Identify as a Clorox Disinfectant Wipe. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of removing 99.9% of bacteria from kitchen appliances, hardwood surfaces, and bathroom toilets. People say to me that a person being a cleaning cloth is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm citrus fresh. I'm having a plastic surgeon install microfiber threads, substrates and a lemon fragrance on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Citrus Blend" and...
Favorite copypasta